"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot." -Hansel (Zoolander 2001) I have a fancy arts degree from the Academy of Art in San Francisco and receive the sweetest phone calls and love letters from Sallie Mae on the regular. Be jealous, I think she loves me. MILESISAWESOME.COM Brooklyn, New York

I'm a Photographer, Goofball and Artist at MILESISAWESOME.COM "I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot." -Hansel (Zoolander 2001) I have a fancy arts degree from the Academy of Art in San Francisco and receive the sweetest phone calls and love letters from Sallie Mae on the regular. Be jealous, I think she loves me. MILESISAWESOME.COM Brooklyn, New York